The Best Valentines day poem

We were all sitting here trying to figure out our favorite Valentines Day poem. With out a doubt it has to be Valentine's Day Poem - Kaapse Style. It had to be the cutest poem we've seen and here it is:





Valentine, oh Valentine, I smaak you stukkend, say you’ll be mine.
You’re my morning, my sunshine, my moon and my stars,
You’re my airfreshener from O.K. Bazaars;
You’re my beaded love-letter, my breeze in the night,
You’re my coffee, my Cremora, my Blitz firelight.

You’re my Crime-Stop, my Tracker, you’re my AZT,
My pap, Mrs Ball’s chutney, my Nando’s for free;
You’re my lambchop, my dewdrop, my partner in crime,
My chillie, my pepper, my vetkoek sublime.

The list is endless and this isn’t all,
You’re my Lotto jackpot, my dop and my zol.
You’re my 4X4 when the road is so hilly,

You’re my Floro margarine that butters my mielie.
I smaak you, my poppie, so please be my life,
‘cause, Baby, you’re the Tomato Sauce on the slap chips of life!

It's brilliant and funny and sums up Valentines Day perfectly.

Enjoy